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Run:- 2199, 16 February 2026
Location:- Bangkok Noi, Erawan Park
Hare:- Incomplete Erection

Bangkok Monday Hash. After last week’s Amy and Pussy Virus extravaganza, what could we possibly expect. Hare Incomplete Erection had the task of haring for US President’s Day – perhaps we don’t want to go down that rat hole. There are other historical reasons to do a celebratory run this day – on 16 Feb 1968 the 911 emergency service went into effect in the USA, Wilt Chamberlain scored his 30,000 point and in 1941 Kim Jong Il former supreme leader of the DPRK was born! However I digress.

We did have a Hash. Boob a Lube and Tokoroten set off early. One version Boob paid him to go with him; the other theory (true) was Tokoroten had injured himself dancing at a Carabao Rock concert the night before – it really is true!.

The rest of the pack set off at the appointed time of 5:15 PM under the tutelage of Nibbles who stayed behind to guard the snacks.

Roger Me and Hand Cream screamed to the front followed by Pat Pom, Tom Yum Gung, Hot Lips and Hare Lip. Bullit, Maverick, Carlos the Sex Tourist, Senator and Porkfinder followed at a more leisurely pace. Tickler road off into the sunset looking for Black Cock. The trail headed west up the klong path to the road where a left hand turn resulted in a series of checks that turned the pack inside out. Eventually the GM helped all find their way across the big bridge, the only way across the big klong at this location. A couple of Chinese visiting ladies stayed safe in the middle of the pack guarded by the real Chinese lady from the Republic of China – Mongolian Crotch.

After the bridge, another check then we proceeded north up the main road until a little alley down towards the klong and a loop then back west into more little alleys. Some got to experience a devious dead end false trail as well. No, we weren’t heading for Ratchapruek, after a bit we headed north across a little bridge then looped back east to the road. A long road stretch north took us to the beer stop.

The first check after the beer stop was wicked. Perhaps Senator and Porkfinder missed it as they were back at the start, showered and dressed before the main pack got in! Mr. Bean likewise was at the start due to his late arrival at the Hash – he and google maps don’t see eye to eye.

Visitors Butt Cycle and his concubine Stunning C_nt were running at the front for a while yet somehow late in the run the returned on a motorcycle. He said that was the only way he could get near her backside???

Most continued on and were treated with a stroll through the Taling Chan floating Market – which on Monday night was empty. Then it was a series of back alleys along the big klong back to a Wat, a circle around the Wat and then across the big klong over a foot bridge down the klong path to the main road and on in to the beer and snacks. Other than a couple of road stretches, a good city trail with lots of small paths and little traffic.

GM Nibbles soon called for a circle and Hare Incomplete Erection was thanked for his efforts. We had four visitors; Sweet&Furry, Happy Ending, Stunning C_nt and Butt Cycle – all were recognized.

Tinker was a returner there may have been others.

Then it was down to RA Senator to hand out punishments. All Americans – for being Americans I guess. Chinese ladies for giving the real Chinese lady a hard time. Stunning C_nt and Butt Cycle for their motorcycle return. Finally there were nominations for Prick of the Week. A lot of great nominations; Tinker for being Tinker, Stunning C_nt and partner for their mocy adventure and a couple of other well deserved nominations clearly articulated by the Senator. Almost ready to vote and Tokoroten (who apparently had been on his phone with his girlfriend ) exclaims – what are these guys nominated for????? Tokoroten POTW by acclamation – a note – he’s stupid he’s stupid etc etc….

Announcements were made and then we adjourned to a feast prepared by the hare with assistance from Hot Lips. More food and beer than we could consume – thank you hare. Finally another great BMH3 was concluded – see ya all next week!