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Run:- 2198, 9 February 2026
Location:- Pra Samut Chedi
Hare:- Sex Toy

Pussy Virus provided mentorship to Sex Toy setting the run down in the shrimp farm swamps near the naval base. A small but hearty group turned out to see what torture would be provided. Before the run even started returner Moonlight was seen babysitting PVs dogs while the hares set the trail.

The hares arrived back in a nick of time regaling us with what an easy 8km it would be (lie number 1) and how we’d easily finish in daylight (lie number 2).

wine and cheese! Snakebite rested up after his bike ride and spent the evening tracking Pat Pom on his phone.

The pack soon set off, Nibbles, Normal, Slumdog and his Mrs were not fooled and after a couple of meters were straight into the beer,

An intrepid group of runners headed out; Turd Burglar followed by Makin' Bacon, Moonlight, Spinning Dwarf, Pat Pom, Porkfinder and Bullit. Mr. Bean and Boob trailed behind.

Tickler arrived late and did his Tickler thing!

After about 1.5 km we found the knee deep mud on the easy soft surface trail (lie number 3). At this point Mr Bean decided 2km out was enough and headed back. Boob likewise headed back by explored a bit achieving 8 km with only 3 of it on trail.

The intrepid 7 continued on; Turd Burglar, Moonlight, Makin' Bacon, Spinning Dwarf, Pat Pom, Porkfinder and Bullit.

They crossed the plain of jars slipping and sliding….and then if got dark (lie number 4). Soon a klong path that appeared to be heading in, then a diversion back into the jungle, then mercifully on in! 10km on the 8km trail says Turd (lie number 5)!

All soon straggled in with mud clogged shoes to what was left of the wine cheese and beer.

GM Nibbles commenced a circle. Hares Sex Toy and Pussy Virus were interrogated and it was decided in spite of the 5 lies, it was still an exceptional trail.

Visitors Mr and Mrs Slumdog were recognized. Returner Moonlight was welcomed. Then stand in RA Turd Burglar made some silly charges. The Thai members drank in celebration of their election and then Prick of the Week was awarded to Moonlight!

Those who stayed were treated to an incredible on onnon dinner! Thank you hares for another great BMH3.