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Run:- 2197, 2 February 2026
Location:- Onnut/Pattanakan Tum20
Hare:- Aunties Bitch

Aunties Bitch riding solo set his trail from a nice little restaurant at the intersection of Onnut and Pattanakan. We started out over a couple of pedestrian bypasses which seemed to slow a supposedly in form returner Carlos the Sex Tourist.

Boob a Lube and Bunny went on a 10 minute advance recce, we found them lost at the first check. Front runner Roger Me was relegated to the walking pack after splitting his head open at the Full Moon Hash. As such, Turd Burglar and his returner wife Macon Bacon led the FRBS for a bit. Mongolian Crotch followed the FRBS leaving Roger Me behind.

As usual, Nibbles, Sizzler, Normal and Eat Me rapidly decided wine was more important than the trail. Shaggy and Too Young showed up late but persevered following trail. City Girl did a bit then followed local knowledge home!

We wound generally east through trafficless neighborhoods on what would prove to be a long right handed loop. The hare showing his mathematical grasp of a long rectangle. Finally a right turn, across the klong again and a long route through alleys and the side of the klong back to the restaurant. By this time Codpiece and No Boyfriend had joined the front runners along with new member ASOL.

Mr. Bean did a trail but no one knows where, perhaps he followed Tickler. LCBS caught up with Mongolian Crotch toward the end. Mijo Slut and Splat provided sweeper services to make sure everyone including old people like Bullit and Ambrose made it back. Pat Pom did her normal superb job of breaking checks, some even in the right direction. Wally and Som finished, then Tickler made it in and GM Nibbles called for a circle. Hash Hash provided the heckling background noise for entertainment.

Hare Aunties Bitch was thanked, we all had to say nice things as to not scare future hares. Visitor and Returners were recognized. Hash Cash Spinning Dwarf passed the GM a 200 run mug which was awarded to former BMH3 GM Bunnie!

Then stand in RA 4x2 laid out a few charges, followed by Senator awarding Prick of the Week to Carlos the Sex Tourist. A huge turnout for the run and great on on on dinner heavily subsidized by the hare - thank you Bob. On On