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Run:- 1280
Date:- 1 October 2007.
Location:- Srinakarin/Onnut
Hare:- Tom Sorensen
Report 1 - Boob a Lube and Tickler's
Bangkok Monday H3 Trail, only Matt has a longer tail of woe!
On the first day God created earth for hashers to run on and
he saw it was dirt and it was good, on the second day he
created green stuff because he foresaw the need for shiggy,
on the third day God created dinosaurs and all manner of
living things that could die and turn into limestone from
which chalk could be made for he knew trails marked in chalk
could be easily followed (however, it should be noted God
was in the desert when he came up with the idea of chalk and
God's construct failed to consider rain), but God being wise
on the fourth day caused the little shiggy to grow into big
trees from which paper could be made to mark trails when you
are not in the desert (or during monsoon season) on the
fifth day God created shredding machines so that when
hashers distributed paper they would be ecologically
friendly, finally on the sixth day God created the hashman
named Horse, unfortunately on the seventh day God rested so
never got around to giving Horse any sense and that is why
Boob a Lube and Tickler had to follow rivers of washed away
chalk for 2 ยฝ hours at the Bangkok Monday Hash!
Report 2 - Love Canal's Penthouse Forum
Letter
Such memorable run deserves to get into print so I thought I
would pen a few word. The location of the Muslim School off
On-Nut was a good choice although not unknown to some who
have run through there on Sebathtion's runs.
As promised by the hare the heavens opened at 5.29 precisely
and he had laid the trail with chalk on the solid bits and,
thank God, paper on the squishy bits. As you can imagine
there was some early confusion on the klong paths until the
hare appeared to "sweep". So we checked until lost only to
be pointed in the correct direction by the hare. Once off
the klong paths the trail was well marked. There were three
trails, XS, S and L. Given the method of marking, the
weather and the hares's intervention t was suggested that
this run be voted the worst Monday Run ever. It was a close
thing but that honour however still belongs to Shagless's 8
min debacle some 8 or 9 years ago.
Most made it back to the piss truck as the light had already
faded. Absent to great applause where GPS equipped Tickler,
"I got lost in the jungle in Singapore" KC and Hungry Bug
who supposedly stayed with her man so he didn't get lost
again. Where is Canal Rappe?
It was still raining when the GM called the circle. In a
Monday- millisecond the intelligencia had formed a circle
around a large puddle forcing the GM to stand in the centre.
Down downs where metered out in the rain. POW went to the
Hare, of course. During social drinking many enjoyed a
pointed conversation with Golden Shower who had
"inadvertently" forgotten to wear a bra. Hash Hash failed in
his attempt to balance beer caps……
Her cousin the tall and willowy Jade? had already won the
Wet T Shirt whilst running award. "I don't really have
anything to show she protested". "We'll be the judge of
that" was the reply.
Post social drinking the whole circle decamped to the shower
block where we all changed communally under cover. The hare
discovered Canal Rappe running in as he was driving out so
all made it to the restaurant on Srinakarin where eventually
the rain stopped which had previously been drowning out the
music. Before the bill arrived the Hare announced that the
individual cost was 200 baht and he would cover the rest
***
On Monday 1 October we had 19 Harriers 9 Harriettes, 0 new
boots and 6 visitor, total = 34. Welcome back to returners KC “Boob-A-Loob”
Marshment, John “Bad Boy Bubby” McBirnie, and Stefan “Wet Dream 2” Cassel.
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