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Bangkok Monday Hash House Harriers
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Run:- 1275 Date:- 27 August 2007.
Location:- Suksawat Soi 30
Hare:- Mike Rust and Sego
Scribe:- Inbred NewjerkAnytime that a visitor gets bit by a rabid dog is a great day for animal rights activists and other haters of humanity. Trillions of helpless animals across the globe suffer from the tyranny of the miserable Hash House Harriers, so it was sweet justice that a member of this terrorist organization, an organization whose inspiration is the ritualized tracking and slaughter of an adorable bunny rabbit, should be dealt a crippling blow in the midst of an active hunt. The aggressor even bore a slight resemblance to notorius bunny murderer Elmer Fudd, with his large gray eyes and earnest expression. But just like the evil Fudd, deathly intent lurked behind those eyes. I saw this hasher deliberately encroach upon the territory of the noble canine. The princely defender boldly stood his ground during the relentless assault, positioning his slender body between one of his human-servants and the killer, thereby saving the servant's life. To place the welfare of a lower life form above your own is clearly the sign of a superior species. Hashers are, of course, lower than the fecal matter of parasitic gut worms.
Other highlights: The trail was well marked and the checks were long. The circle featured semi-nudity. POW was stranger than ever, as the weekly contest now apparently includes a parade lap by dismembered mutant Kuato who, if you will remember, donated his "good" arm to function as a surrogate prik.
However, not everything was fun and games. The weather was hot and humid. For that, I blame Sego. At the finish of the run, runners had to wait for water, sometimes for up to thirty seconds! For that, I blame Love Canal.
As Henry Kissinger would say, "Is this the very best you can do?" This doesn't even make sense. - On Sec
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On Monday, 27 August 2007, we had 21 Harriers, 9 Harriettes, 0 new boots and 4 visitors, total = 34. Welcome back to returners Doug "Deputy Dawg" Atkinson, KC "Boob-a-Lube" Marshment, Tom "Pussy Virus" Ellefsen, Marc "Sebathhhtian" Lavoie, Mike "Sugar Daddy" Burgess and "Sooner or Later" Foltran .
