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Bangkok Monday Hash House Harriers
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Run:- 1241 Date:- 1 January 2007.
Location:- Bansuan Golf Range, over Rama 5 Bridge
Hare:- Steve "Tastes Great" Furst
Scribe:- Lion KingDragging my heels on New Years Day - the mother day of all hangovers - I was hoping for a short run and soft running trails. Once again at the same run site we had the day after the Coup D'etat Run, now following the night of bombings in Bangkok. Several hashers wanted to do another t-shirt but that didn't feel like the right thing to do considering this event was a violent one and basically f'd up New Years Eve for everybody. A good group of about 30 hashers turned up in spite of warnings from various embassies to stay home. It couldn't have been a more beautiful day for a hash run. Short run with good trails which was just what the doctor ordered.
Acting GM was Matt "Anal Rape" Ryder and Noriega was RA which made for a great circle.
Andrew "No No" and Stumbles were charged for not being able to attract a pretty woman, even in Thailand. Jumpstart's available sister was called into the circle with them, but she didn't like them, even if they do own condominiums. We had a Japanese visitor who took his abuse from "Chinese" Noriega very well, but said he couldn't understaned his Japanese because he was actually speaking Korean. Muff Diver was charged for creating too many off-spring AND for having threatened Sunni in the parking lot, when he thought she might scratch his car with her cardoor. She wanted to kick his ass but Frisky and Lion King calmed her down. Spinning Dwarf's daughter came to the run wearing a mini-mouse outfit and flashy shoes and he was charged for having a harriette in training who is still too young. Agent Orange was punished for allowing Sugardaddy to make a BH3 announcement for him. Sunni was charged for Prick of the Week (and won) for having her butterfly too high on her on her pants, although Muff Diver really should have received this award for his multiple offences. The Bug was called into drink from Sunni's butterly - on his knees.
On On On was a bit of a snafu - Tastes Great picked a restaurant that was too expensive and a band that was too loud. He wasn't happy with the help he received from a few harriettes ordering the food, not appreciating their efffort at all, therefore I am quite certain they will never assist him in ordering the food again. Then there was the thirty minute discussion with the manager regarding corkage cost for the five bottles of opened wine. Agent Orange passed out cigars but felt Lion King did not deserve one as he had seen her give away a cigar he had given to her several months before. All in all causing Lion King to be a real bitch (Tickler then telling her she reminded him of his two ex wives) and wanting to get the hell out of there as quickly as possible, not even allowing time to wait for Frisky to finish her cigarette.
Happy New Year and On On, LK
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On Monday 1 January we had 19 Harriers, 8 Harriettes, 0 new boots and 4 visitors, total = 31. Returners included Kim "Normal" Chaubert, Greg "The Tickler" Cable, and Richard "Stumbles" White.
