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Bangkok Monday Hash House Harriers
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Run:- 1214. Date:- 26 June 2006.
Location:- The Port Sanitary Section
Hare:- Tim "Joylide" Wienands
Scribe:- ???Flight No: 1214 – Brought to you by Thai Airways International
Captain: Erik (absent)
Navigator: Joylide
Chief Purser: Spinning Dwarf
Flight Attendants: Oy, Crash, Eat Me, local shop owner at pier
Terrorists: Noriega / Hash HashCheck In Clerk:
"B150 baht service charge for men, 80 baht for women. I am sorry we do not have the correct change. Will you be shortcutting or following paper? Would you like to join our frequent runner programme? The run will depart on time at 17:30 at the Klongtoey Pier. Thank you for running with BMH3”Announcement:
"Bing Bong, Ladies and Gentlemen, Bangkok Monday Hash House Harriers run # 1214 will depart from the Port of Bangkok Sanitary Department at 17:30. Will runners all please make their way to the Klong Toey pier.“Flight Attendant:
“Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome to Run # 1214 from Kloeng Toey pier and back via Ta Chen and Bang Krajao. For the purposes of runners safety please pay attention to the following announcement. Please follow all paper that has been distributed by the cabin crew. In the event of an emergency or failure to find paper, please look around the area. The exit routes will be clearly marked by new paper. When leaving the aircraft please ensure that you all step off at the same time.
Captain: “Cabin crew – doors to Manuel (Noriega)”
“Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking. Welcome aboard Bangkok Monday Hash House Harriers run # BMH3 1214. Today we will be running at an approximate speed of 6km per hour. Our run time will be approximately one hour and ten minutes and we will be passing through the area of Prapradaeng. Weather in Bangkok is cloudy, 29 degrees Celsius, but the beer is chilled to a pleasant 6 degrees Celcius, that’s 42 degrees Farenheit.”Duke of Puke: “where’s the barf bag?”
Flight Attendant (at pier): “hello you… water”
Announcement” “Bing Bong, In a few moments we will be serving you with a light meal. Alcohol will be on sale for 70 baht a bottle. Dinner is charged at 100 baht Please note that hash regulations forbid the serving of Sprite to runners who appear to be intoxicated.”
Flight attendant 1: Would you like beef or beef sir?
Beefeater: “I ordered a vegetarian meal”
Senator: “I don’t eat beef”
Flight Attendant 3: “Return the Mugs”
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On Monday 26 June we had 20 Harriers, 7 Harriettes, 0 new boots and 6 visitors, total = 33. Welcome back to returner Mike "Sugar Daddy" Burgess. Bye bye to Geoff Reynolds who departs for a cheaper life in Pattaya.
