Run No:-

1135

Date:- 20 December 2004

Location:- 

Wat Saphan

Hare:-

Frank "Noriega" Allum

Scribe:-

Mike Burgess

The new highways on the other side of the Taksin Bridge have made some very nice territory available to the hash. Frank did a great job (on short notice) setting a great run out of Wat Saphan. Trying to keep up with Beefeater, Hungry Bum and Man Called Horse is usually a daunting task, but the checks worked and I got to see them a few times during the run. Beautiful territory, noisy but friendly dogs and unusual heart shaped trail markers (a new hash tradition??) got nearly everybody back to the beer in about 45 minutes.

We were of course greeted by the late arriving and early finishing ex-GM George of the Jungle. We were told that as usual the later arriving and much later finishing Lavoie de Sade was out there. Ajarn Khee Mau, late arriving Joost, visitor Sam, and Beefeater came racing in a while later. I think I saw Carlos the Sex Tourist drag his ass in about that time. Now here is a bonafide sex tourist bringing a lovely woman with him to Bangkok. Am I missing something here? Another late arriver Katoey Kick Boxer was in that group as well.

Film buffs were thinking of great lines from movies while enjoying a beer before the circle started. A line from Magnolia, thought an appropriate description of Ajarn Khee Mau was brought forward “You are not only boring, but the cause of boredom itself.” So the next time you are bored by AKM, let him know.

The circle was started – aptly run by the JM‘s Hash Hash and Beefeater. The hares Noriega and Ghee Whaler were in for an excellent run. Returners included Hungry Bum, Carlos, John McBirney and Mr. Happy. Noriega begged off beer down downs claiming a variety of sexually transmitted diseases. RA Joost took over. He had hoped to abuse Anything but Pussy and C.L.I.T., but they had to leave early. He settled on down downs for Carlos, visitor Sam, Sugar Daddy ( memory loss on Friday), No Good Boyo for an achilles injury sustained on his first Saturday HHH and Cengiz ( warmly welcoming Turkey into Europe, as I recall) and. It was an unusual welcome – Something like “Not as long as I am alive.” Or was it “Over my dead body.” Unusual………..

Lively voting for Prick of the Week followed, with May winning the honours. She requested permission to wear it to the airport to greet Dodic later. We adjourned to a nearly eatery for good food and more beer. Thanks Frank for a pleasant evening.

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On Monday 20 December we had  20 Harriers,  6  Harriettes, 0 new boots  and  3  visitor, total = 29.  Returners included  Mike "Mr. Happy" Belew, Elen "Hungry Bum" Day, and Carlos the Sex Tourist.

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