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Run No:- |
1126 |
Date:- 18 October 2004 |
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Location:- |
Tha It |
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Hare:- |
Narest and Vinai "Oversexed" Seesar |
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Scribe:- |
Mike "Love Canal" Rust |
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Not really being the Hare for next week I wasn’t prepared for writing and I wasn’t in memory mode - just out to relax and have a good time and now aaahhh .. the pressure.
KISS. As next week’s hare would say God works in mysterious ways and on the last run he did. The basic feature of this run was that Man Called Horse was always checking the wrong way Ok well so was Tastes Great but he always does so that doesn’t count. The second feature of this run was that most of the trail was single file. MCH started this weird phenomenon right from the car park or Laager as Maarten would say. Not sure where he keeps his tanks during the week but on Saturday he parks them in the laager. I digress as usual.
MCH started by checking behind the restaurant. Wrong. The trail actually went out through the contactors? yard down the road and to the left. You know the one you pass on the way to Wat Sing Tong that used to have an old Saab 96 parked in it. The yard you ninny not the wat. Those of you literary types will by now have spotted a well know style of “pad it out ‘cause you can’t recall shit” Anyway the run was A to B and we struggled through the orchards and grass and over ditches until we got to the not yet finished new road. The pack was really spread out because of and not due to (English majors, not correct phraseology) the terrain and the single file walkers. Your scribe was with the front group of four and only noticed that MCH was frequently checking the wrong way. We came to a second check near the unfinished road and near the previous check by the unfinished . It was cunning as the trail was nearer to the previous check than the actual trail from the previous check if you can figure out that hung over logic. It was a hard one especially for Love Canal who was talking to some locals near a house. After about what seemed an eternity the trail was discovered and went behind yes you’ve guessed. The house where Love Canal had been talking. FCUK.
More grass, more single file until we got to the check on a bridge over a klong. It must be this way!! Wrong it’s A to B remember. After much checking. Including MCH checking a long way down a path that had already been checked. The back markers now the FRB’s discovered the trail but the FRB’s now the back markers had to ask the locals. Actually Hash Hash asked the locals in between “hey, Brylcream man you know those democrats… hey pass me back the doobie man”. Can two hashers share a name? Perhaps we could have the Doobie Brothers if it’s not already taken. It was round the corner and another corner and to the road and round another corner.
Across some open ground down some nice grass cover trails until we cam to a piece of corrugated iron, not tin as some would say, that almost covered but did not float on a ditch. Most jumped waded through except Bee who succumbed to the force of gravity. Along some more grassy trails until we found the hares truck and Theerachai along with the bus back to A and a MILLION mosquitoes. The Bug arrived to the cheers of? OK well one cheer.
So as the Bug did the whole run Hash Cash reports we had a small surplus to put towards the AGM and Xmas party. Perhaps we should have another 6 month GM to get the AGM away from the Xmas party.
Anyone upset I missed his or her name out of the write up? The best way to ensure a mention is to volunteer to do the write up!!!
ONON, Scribe, Love Canal
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