Run No:-
1104
Date:- 17 May 2004
Location:-
Wat Toei, Pakkret
Hare:-
Joost "Hashendale" Zwagger
Scribe:-
Todd "Spinning Dwarf" Wilkie
Joost’s Juicy Jungle Jaunt
Arrived at the run site in Noriega’s hashmobile, having made the long journey over the Nonthaburi Bridge so Frank would have his post-run accoutrements close at hand. The run started off in an unusual direction and went through some lesser traversed areas of otherwise well known hash country. However, Cenghiz was determined to avoid the trail at all cost and stuck mainly to the roads. A broken bamboo bridge had the locals demanding compensation and Frisky doled out fifty baht in a reparation payment. The rest of the pack had to find another way round the now impassable stretch of water. We finished off with the familiar on in along the river which brought most back in around an hour.
Pitak had the hash piss truck stocked full of cold ones and Frisky added some Dutch cheese to the nibbles that were gobbled down quickly by the ravenous mob. Hare Joost “Hashendale” Zwager, proud father with video camera in hand, took shots of daughter dancing to the rather loud music emanating from a parked pick-up truck. Graeme Bywater exercised control in the absence of our GM and the circle formed around a pile of dog shit.
Returner John McBirnie was given a down-down, something Ken Atkinson in his parachute suit managed to avoid. Two diminutive new boots, An and Bee joined up. In a rare show of gratitude, BMH3 awarded Christi “Frisky” Holleman what was effectively a leavers mug for completing 69 runs and adding significant amounts of money to the BMH3 coffers through her hard sell haberdash activities. Other down downs went to Mike “Sugar Daddy” Burgess for falling over…pretty lame if you ask me. Diane got one, for what I can’t recall, and look-alikes stood in for Neil & Lynda for something to do with vegans and dog excrement. Prick of the Week went to the third person on the bridge before it broke, Khun May, who strapped on the unit that brought on an uncontainable bout of giggles from new boot Bee. Poor innocent virgin does not have a clue what’s in store for herself after joining the Bangkok Monday Hash.
On on to a pleasant but rather sedate meal on the riverside mainly discussing life in Kalimantan with a couple of visiting Unocal engineers.
See y’all at Frisky’s farewell party at Noriega’s Bar on Friday night.
RUN STATISTICS
On Monday we had 19 Harriers, 5 Harriettes, 2 new boots and 3 visitors, total = 29. Returners included John McBirnie, Joost "Hashendale" Zwager, Lynda "No Meat" Sharp, Neil "Weedeater" Biggadike, and Ken “Pussy Pounder”Atkinson. Welcome to New Boots Khun Anyaporn and Khun Bee.