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Run No:- |
1097 |
Date:- 29 March 2004 |
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Location:- |
Bang Yai Y-junction |
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Hare:- |
Daeng and Vinai |
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Scribe:- |
Frisky Christi Holleman |
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For some inexplicable reason this run actually started on time, only noticed by those who refrain from carrying fake watches, such as Agent Orange. Starting on time could be perceived, as a virtue but is actually proof of the fact that Hash Cash may suffer from old age related habits.
Let’s be honest though, the run was good just that the checks were a complete disaster since it would take ten minutes timed with a proper, branded watch from Switzerland. Talking about Swiss, how sick must you be to invent a clock, which pops out every 15 minutes two guys hitting each other in the face with a sledgehammer….
The checks resulted into many dead ends and some one decided to park a colony of red ants right there. The good thing to this was that we could actually watch our male hashers to enter into some frantic striptease act to shed off these little bugs. Female hashers used to being scratched all over the place had no trouble to withstand the assault of the ants. Luckily the many soi dogs on the trail left us unbothered but may have shed some of their flees off to the guys. They would never have noticed and actually would have given for once a valid excuse to scratch their balls.
The circle started with our GM who incidentally was not
noticed by any one on the run, unless he was disguised as a soi dog. The GM
expressed to be infuriated with Beefeater’s motorbike being parked in the
middle of the circle. Can someone again explain to our GM the difference
between a motorbike and a scooter?? Next, some how our GM felt the urge to
baptize the scooter with precious fluids from the Netherlands being packed
normally in green bottles (it could only be Heineken).
Beefeater was summoned again into the circle because
somehow he expressed insult to the sex loving couple from South Africa
calling them “necrophiliacs”. The GM story was kind of lost due to a uncanny
inability to raise his voice over and above 130 dB so we only could listen
to the traffic rumbling by instead. Luckily we did manage to voice out
preferences for prick of the week some expressing a vote for some recently
demised rock star. Finally, female lookalike Tom Petty was picked to be the
prick and she displayed her abilities to take a down down leaving little
room for any doubts about her after-dark skills-set. Not bad for a chalkie.
So in conclusion; Virgin Hare Dang and Oversexed Vinai set a great run. The On On dinner was delicious with champagne and red wine flowing. Some Hashers were wondering how to become more vocal as a group and to enforce singing. Hence, only those with a proven track record as singers or frequent karaoke visitors should be allowed to the Hash. Also, a rumor was shared that some Mexican hasher winded up in the Bangkok Hilton. This, possibly because he acted as the hare high on ecstasy reported in last HT report by No Good Boyo.
Upon completion of a high Heineken intake, Ian confessed that he actually wanted to be a gynecologist, but some how missed out on the oral exam all in combination with being shy with women. Is this maybe the reason why he still didn’t set the date with Frisky for a dinner at Old Dutch? Actually, Ian did manage to outperform himself since he was spotted to snuggle into a car with Kim. Let’s see if we can get any eyewitness report on this ride.
