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Run No:- |
1067 |
Date:- 1 September 2003 |
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Location:- |
Wat Yai (near Wat Sing Tong) |
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Hare:- |
Neil 'Weedeater' Biggadike |
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Scribe:- |
Bo 'Minus 10' Eskesen |
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On September 1, 2003, a hot, damp and rather ‘moist’ day, the Bangkok Monday Hash was once again to run at Wat Yai. To be noted was that this Wat was not Wat Sang Siritham, the usual hangout for the Biggadykes. Although not being virgin hashing territory, this location has its advantages. Usually the Hash starts immediately when you get into your car, trying to decipher the “Run Directions”. (Comparable to trying to understand a Microsoft manual).
The hare, Weedeater, greeted me
upon arrival, sitting down with a sad look on his face, obviously injured
due to a domestic mishap (what goes on in the privacy of the Biggadyke’s
mansion, one can only imagine). The
next person to greet me was Lion King who twisted my
….kindly asked me to do the write-up. Oh well, behind every great man
stands a woman, ……(with a knife in her hand…..)
The run started with No Meat in the lead, confirming that nepotism always pays off. It seemed as if every bridge/plank/log to be negotiated during the run, had been meticulously selected by the Hare to suit the weight and running ability of No Meat. It did not suit this scribe, who had to admire most bridges/planks/logs from underneath, negotiating the ever-present stinky shiggy instead of the more pleasant overhead alternative.
Among some incidents worth mentioning was that Maverick overtook some of the pack duringthe run. This has to be the first time and we wanted the same stuff that he had ingested (Viagra Heineken Cocktail perhaps?). Another unusual occurrence was the abundance of True Gentlemen on the BMH3. A Harriette , who will remain unnamed, found a selection of rather aggressive well sized red ants in her bra ( C-cup?). True Hashers stood in line to help her out of her misery. Perhaps being surprised by the gentlemenly behavior on the Hash, where we all do whatever we can do to help each other, she politely declined all offers of assistance.
The venue for the circle had been selected by the hare to be held outside of Wat Yai. This was an excellent choice as most of the runners could then get rid of their shoe shiggy inside their cars, while driving there……. In the circle, the usual down-downs were swiftly awarded according to the general guidelines and traditions held in the highest esteem by the hash. It turned out that the hare had had a co-hare, No Good Boyo. There were obviously some Welsh features during the run, such as impassable bridges/planks/logs that were meant to keep the herd, sorry pack, together. The hares, of course, got their down-downs for a job well done.
The RA (this scribe) had the pleasure of naming an attractive teacher, Knowing that Pattana teachers usually prefer to be named someone “known-from-TV” (E.G. Mr Bean, Twin Peaks, etc), the Harriette, formerly known as Anita, is henceforth to be known as Hot Lips. All similarities with a character in MASH 4077, are however, just coincidental. (If in doubt, think of Mumblers© during a run, and see what comes to your mind….). The POTW was awarded for a tedious crime, among nominees in what was probably the lamest group nominated this year. Possibly POTW this time was awarded to someone deserving, but I can’t remember the reason. (Most likely no one else at BMH3 can either). Tastes Great probably received the honor because the circle decided that the prick would look the best on him (as I said, nominations were very weak).
The OnOnOn was held at one of the BMH3 favorite venues, with a name that roughly translates to “wagon” (?). Spinning Dwarf selected an excellent menu, with excellent value for the time and money spent. Agent Orange actually claimed that he sometimes goes there as a private citizen - Enough said!
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On Monday 1 September we had 30 Harriers, 10 Harriettes, 0 new boots and 4 visitors, total = 44. Returners included Anita "Hot Lips" Pardoe, Lynda "No Meat" Sharp, Neil "Weedeater" Biggadike, Ian "CUNT" Jones, Andrew "Agent Orange" Macpherson, Nick " Mr. Bean" Morton, Vichai "Cool" Pechardko, Bruce "Bumbo" Marks, and Tom "Pussy Virus" Ellefsen.
