REHASH WRITE UP FOR RUN NO. 1026
18 NOVEMBER 2002
HARES: NEAREST & DEAREST, AND IT
A few minutes after five, Bo called for a circle to finish the rain shortened circle from the previous week. Vichai Cool - the co-hare of the run in question was not present to get his down down for wanking in the circle. Franklin was called in to do the honors. By acclamation Joylide was declared "Prick of the Week" - reason being she wanted a beer before the run. As good a reason as any .. The GM took over and proclaimed next week's run was .. "Here" ..
We were off just as the hares returned - letting all know it would be a left handed loop on paper and chalk. A "Short run" was promised. Around the road and onto the klong path. Across the klong, through someone's house. On we went. Checks - if there were any - were fairly quickly solved. Nice countryside. One of those runs that you like better the longer you're back at the beer. Good run - took me 55 minutes - using up most of the available daylight. Actually a very good, fast run .
Great snacks, plenty of mosquitoes, a bonfire. Burned some Nike Shoes belonging to Man Called Horse and Finn was tempted to throw his in as well with the heals hanging off. The Nike Regional Manager keeps threatening to turn up at a run, we'll have to take good care of her when she does.
A nearly full Loy Krathong moon to enjoy. The new Hash Habberdash (Frisky) was opened. Eventually the circle was called, visitors introduced, etc. The main returner of note was one of those fanatical runner types that every hash has. He had the handle of "Bubaloo" or something like that and last ran with us 18 months ago. Longtime runner in Hawaii, Korea and other places. He was later charged with stealing the official hash shit toilet seat. He denied having it, of course. But he did sincerely praise the Bangkok hashes as the best . We all know that.
Ajarn, already R'A.'s Ass was given the additional title of Hash Heckler. Unofficially, Joost enjoys that role as well. Deep Shag was given a down down for correctly guessing the GM's new GPS measured length of the run (7.1 km) or maybe it was just to give her a down down. Joost was called in for dying his hair. Alistair for being Alistair. It was agreed that Blondes do have more fun. The sartorial splendor award went to Guzman - said he changed out of hash gear as he was afraid of mosquitoes. Maybe he thought they wouldn't recognize him in his best attire. Bubaloo, using some twisted logic, thought Pitak might cherish his sweaty headband and presented it to him. I suppose it's the thought - or lack of it - that counts. Prick of the Week went to Frisky for not aggressively selling enough hash goods.
Co-hare Narest thought food was going to materialize on the site somehow. When none did, a decision was made to head for one of the restaurants we have used before for the On On On. A good turnout at a fine setting. The full moon shining on the lotus filled pond was beautiful. Khun Som, in addition to being a good runner, showed she knew how to handle a paddle as well. She went paddling off, with Alistair aboard, into the moonlight. I learn something new everyday .. We headed home eventually, when the restaurant ran out of beer, but there was no better way to have spent the last several hours.
On On. Sugar Daddy
On Monday 18 November we had 23 Harriers, 6 Harriettes for a total of 29. Returner was Boob-a-lube from Aloha via Soi Cowboy and Katoey Kick Boxer from the very well organized and politically sanitized country to the south. Visitors were Rubber Turd & Sperm Aid from Spain via some offshore account, Carl from Seattle and Lilliane from Taipei. Visiting dignitaries were Narest S2H3 and Phansak BH3 Prick of the Week went to Frisky for un salesmanship behavior.
